What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 21:29
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What do you think hell is like?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.